Saturday, 25 July 2015

UNILAG GIRLS CLASSIFIED ACCORDING TO THEIR FACULTIES

By Emmanuel Abazu



Normally I’m supposed to write a meaningful lead to this story introducing you to what this article is all about, but I won’t. Why? because I can that’s why.. anyways here’s how Unilag boys classify Unilag girls according to their faculties.

Law Girls: You know the way Unilag students look down on students in other schools (*coughs LASU YABATECH BABCOCK), that’s the way law chicks look down on other unilag students. 

They behave as if their faculty is a branch of Harvard situated in UNILAG, these people are the most proud set of people created by God, sources even disclose that their lecturers encourage them to be proud. One funny thing is that guys see it as an achievement to date a law girl, I’ve seen many cases where dudes will be hailing themselves just cuz they are dating a law babe. But let’s be honest the tooshest and most poise set of babes are found in that faculty so they are somewhat justified for being proud.. Let’s classify law girls as Proud B*tches.

FSS Girls: FSS is the natural habitat of the skreps found in UNILAG. FSS is a faculty full of drama, it is the place where you’ll hear that 2 girls fought in class over a club boy, or one guy f*cked a girl in the toilet during overnight jacking. FSS girls are drama queens who act like ss3 students, then again their faculty building looks like a public secondary school in agege so you can’t blame them.

Mass Comm girls are exemptions, though they are under fss their buildings are not located in the Fss building so they don’t have any skreppy attitude like the other babes in fss (econs and pol science most especially). I’d call FSS chicks skreps but that’s my faculty so instead I’ll classify them as Drama Queens.

Education Girls: Well it is believed by UNILAG boys that the easiest babes are edu babes. They say edu girls are easy because they have a low self-esteem about their course. So I interviewed one of my male friends asking him about edu girls and he said when toasting them just be like “Hi I’m Emmy and I’m studying Engineering’, that line alone will make a chick in edu succumb to you.. So he says. I asked other guys about chicks in edu and most of them said the same thing, Edu girls are the easiest babes to get in Unilag, so due to general consensus let’s classify them as Easy Girls.

Engineering Girls: It is a known fact that engineering girls are known as Guys, even their guys refer to them as guys. Here’s another fun fact unknown to people, engineering girls are notorious for playing boys, I’m serious about this. Many guys have testified to this fact. Apparently, breaking the hearts of emotional boys tickle the fancy of engineering girls. Let’s classify engineering girls as GUYS.

Environmental Science Girls: Chicks in this faculty are like Unicorns or the Lockless monster; they are very hard to find. I’m beginning to think that finding girls in that faculty is a myth. The only chicks we know that rep this faculty are girls in architecture and if I may say, girls in architecture are HAWT. I don’t know why people make noise over law girls.

 Archi girls are beautiful but they are always busy in their studio sketching houses thus we never see them. And as for the other girls in Environmental sciences (that’s if they exist), I’m guessing the reason they are not popular is because their faculty is located at the gate and we all know there’s no action happening at the gate. Let’s Classify Environmental Girls as Busy Girls.

Sciences Girls: I find it sexy when a chick puts on a labcoat with em sexy lab googles, yum. Some boys argue that science girls are random while some argue that they are razz but all agreed that they are the most social babes in Unilag, they are the party riders and most club babes are found in sciences. Let’s classify them as the Most Social Babes.

Business Administration: If MTV wanted to do a documentary on Fashion in Unilag, I’d direct them to faculty of bus admin. Girls in BizAD dress to kill, most especially the ones in Finance and Insurance, with the exemption of accounting girls who dress like choristers in a CAC church. Babes in Biz Ad are the trend setters of UNILAG female fashion, they are always the first to use the latest androids and BBs and when it comes to clothes, they set the pace for others to follow (as stated earlier on, accounting babes not included). Let’s classify them as the Fahionistas.

Arts Girls: Before barbecue nights were reduced to the barest minimum faculty of arts use to hold barbecue nights every Thursday evening behind faculty of arts. For those of you who attended them, you’d testify that those parties were crazy and girls in arts usually made it fun. For the staylites and jambites who never experienced those wild parties behind arts, sorry to say but you haven’t experienced life in UNILAG. Back to the matter at hand, those parties held behind arts gave Faculty of arts babes the reputation of party freaks but since those parties don’t hold anymore the girls in arts are just there with nothing special to classify them as.

Medicine and Radiography Girls: You know how Madagascar is in Africa, they exist but we never hear anything about them cuz they are like a sub branch of Africa. That’s exactly how medicine and radiography babes are, most people don’t know that there is a course called Radiography in Unilag. It’s scarce to hear gist of anything happening in Medicine or Radiography. Well it is assumed that babes in Faculty of Medicine are nerds so let’s classify them as Nerds, and as for radiography babes.. errrrrm.
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Note: I did a survey asking guys about their opinion before writing this article so you should know that this article is not my opinion. Please refrain from sending hate mails.
So guys, What do you think?


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